Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Suicide Attempts On The Interstates

Read This Article So You'll Know What I'm Talking About

Okay...I live in Atlanta, GA and we have pretty bad traffic and a few weirdos among us here in the city. Some of these weirdos have been strategically placing themselves on the bridges of the interstates threatening to jump onto another part of the interstated below. WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT? The 1st time this happened all of the freakin' lanes in the middle of downtown Atlanta were shut down for ONE DAMN PERSON!!! And the man didn't even do the deed and jump? That's crazy! A lot of folks had just turned their damn cars off and hung out on the damn freeway, drinking beers, shootin' the shit, killing know...what most folks would do in that situation. I bet they were high off of the damn exhaust fumes from all of the cars just sittin' there.

Well, we might as well make this stupid shit a freakin' spectator event here in the ATL because since that event about 3 months ago...I think this is the fourth time they had to shut down the interstates and there were five events when people actually jumped. The Department of Transportation might as well set up some coolers and grills on the side of the highways and shit so when someone dumb ass does this the next time...we can just make it a party. Might as well have food and fun while folks are yelling for the person on the bridge to just jump and get it over with.

What do you think?

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